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时间:2015-11-11 19:21来源:学苑创造

Peacock makes police crazy

        这只孔雀不知有啥“本事”,让纽约的警察抓狂不已。
       The police of New York try their best to catch a wandering(四处游荡的) peacock for the second time,but they fail(失败)again. This time the peacock is walking on a roof(屋顶). It is so funny for people to see the police officials running here and there after the peacock. But that’s not so funny for the police.


 

Dog makes good friends with cats

      有些人认为猫和狗不能饲养在一起,其实这种看法是错误或者说是片面的,这只狗就能与猫成为好友。
       Nenna is my new dog. There is a funny thing about Nenna——she loves cats. She is always playing with them. Another thing is that she can make sounds like a pig,it sounds really funny and cute. Nenna can walk on two legs. She is very playful. If a new personcomes to visit us,she is always happy and wants to get petted(爱抚).


 

Dairy cows with QR codes

      二维码近来可流行了,瞧,这股风都刮到奶牛身上来了!
      A dairy farm puts QR codes onto cows on Southfields farm in Somerby,Leicestershire. The idea is to give consumers(顾客) more information about their cows’lives.


 

Robot guide to work atop Tokyo Tower

      运营东京塔的日本波塔公司日前为一名特殊的“新员工”——可说四国语言的观景台向导机器人举行了欢迎仪式。除日语之外,该机器人还会用英语、汉语和韩语提供服务。        
      Each year,many people visit Tokyo Tower in Japan. Now,there is a special guide,a ro.bot,working for people.
     The robot guide is 160cm tall and weighs(重) 200kg. It can speak four languages——Japa. nese,English,Chinese and Korean. It gives information(信息) about Tokyo Tower to visitorsin these four languages. The robot guide dose the rounds of the second floor of the 150-me. ter-high deck and gives visitors audio information about what they can see below(机器导游在150米高的大观景台2楼巡回服务,用语音介绍参观者眼前的风景).
     Nippon Television City Crop.,the operator(运营商) of Tokyo Tower,hopes the robot guide can attract(吸引) more visitors to Tokyo Tower.


Jokes

     Very stupid robbers

     Two robbers were robbing a hotel.
     The first robber said,“I hear sirens.Jump!”
     The second one said,“But we’re on the 13th floor!”
      The first one screamed back,“This is no time to besuperstitious(迷信的)!”

     Goldfish

      Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
      Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
      Stan: In the bathtub.
      Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
      Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!

      I think that I’m a chicken

     Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?
     Patient: I think I’m a chicken.
     Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
      Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

      (肖燕玲)
 

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